The pen hit Levi square on the side of the head and while he hadn't seen who had done it, he knew exactly who was responsible. He was an excellent detective like that. Also a mind reader. Also Alex was Alex.

"Well the HR mandated sexual harassment videos made it very clear that I can't invite you," he said, altering his course to bring him to Alex's desk as he flashed her a smile just to show her he wasn't annoyed. "Despite being hopelessly in love with me you'd rebuff my advances. Don't deny it, I see the way you look at me with your eyes narrowed and brow wrinkled, cleverly masking your attraction with loathing."