"Listen, I'm not saying you're not attractive, okay? It's just... have you ever seen Grant? Have you seen his ass??" She gives him a very intense look over her glasses, trying to get her point across. "His ass beats out any other dude in this town. It's just a fact."

"Take me up on it any time, dude. I will use any excuse to get ice cream, especially if I can get it for free."