"Please do. Everyone around here needs to wear tighter pants. Except maybe Jerry. His pants are already way too tight," she shudders, pulling a face.
"Oh please. I get other people to pay for my ice cream. Any ice cream I feed you will be paid for by the batting of my eyelashes and a sob story that makes the man who pays feel like a hero."
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Date: 2014-06-18 09:49 pm (UTC)"Oh please. I get other people to pay for my ice cream. Any ice cream I feed you will be paid for by the batting of my eyelashes and a sob story that makes the man who pays feel like a hero."