"Please. HR loves me. Now, if you reported me to James, something might actually happen. Doubtfully though," she says with a painfully smug smirk. She knows she can get away with a lot of shit others might not and, while she'd never do anything to actually cause real trouble, she enjoys exercising her lack of restraint too much to stop any time soon.

"If you're going to become a babe, do we at least get a totally sweet makeover montage? And dead mother works. You'll have to work out how it made you forget your money at home though."