"The first time he banged a random stranger in an alley, James would knock
them up," Levi mused. It seemed like the sort of terrible luck someone who
never let loose would have. Almost amusing except for the child part.
"And then when I shut them down and they get insistent, I reveal that my
daddy issues are actually that he's a retired Marine and forced me to
compete in underground-UFC style matches and leave the guy with a broken
dick."
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Date: 2014-06-19 10:24 pm (UTC)"The first time he banged a random stranger in an alley, James would knock them up," Levi mused. It seemed like the sort of terrible luck someone who never let loose would have. Almost amusing except for the child part.
"And then when I shut them down and they get insistent, I reveal that my daddy issues are actually that he's a retired Marine and forced me to compete in underground-UFC style matches and leave the guy with a broken dick."